A quick Google search for this year’s celebrity plastic surgery stories revealed breaking news: Monica Lewinsky, still trying to cash in on her late twentieth century infamy, will star in a new celebrity version of the short-lived FOX reality TV show, The Swan.
The following quote was released
by Fox (Source: PerezHilton.com): “Celebrity Swan will feature female celebrities and will offer these popular women the incredible opportunity to undergo physical, psychological and career changes as cameras follow them through the transformative process. This opportunity will allow these women to come back better than ever, have a second chance at personal and career redemption and re-introduce themselves to their supportive fans in a whole new way.”
Monica is slated to receive $100,000 in plastic surgery, a weight loss program and counselling.
Though it does appear that the almost 40-year old Monica could do with some fat loss, I personally always thought she was quite striking with gorgeous hair and eyes, and a beautiful smile.
It will be intriguing (and somewhat sickening) to see what the celebrity cosmetic surgeons suggest for her. I would bet that it will mostly be focused on her body, with perhaps a few tweaks to her face including a slight narrowing of her nose, Botox, skin resurfacing, and some lipo-sculpting of the jawline.
In true The Swan fashion, I am certain she will also get hair extensions and a pageant gown for the final reveal.
Erin Moran of Happy Days and Joanie loves Chachi fame is the only other contestant that has been announced thus far.